| Me: | ... to put it in perspective for anyone who isn't aware, the highest percentage of contaminants on money are cocaine and feces. |
| Her: | So, you're telling me if I sniff my money, I'm either getting high or E. Coli? |
| Me: | Why are you sniffing your money in the first place?! |
| Her: | Well, I'm NOT, but I am now ... |
| Me: | After I just told you that it has SHIT and BLOW on it!?!? |
